Item 82: Unmentionables

Forgive me for mentioning the unmentionable. But do you see how the fabric of these bras is all puckered? Imagine how that looks under clothing? It makes you look and feel deformed! I've had them for years, I never wear them and they haven't magically improved while living in my lingerie drawer.

PS: remember when underwear was UNDER your wear? Now we see bra straps, thong straps and male butts peeking out from pants that are belted below the buttocks. Unbelievable.